No matter who's visiting the studio or on the phone, sometimes it's just gonna be all about Matt.
Here are some of Matt's most glaringly self-aggrandizing solo experiences.
MATT RADIO PODCASTS : MATT
No matter who's visiting the studio or on the phone, sometimes
it's just gonna be all about Matt.
Here are some of Matt's most glaringly
self-aggrandizing solo experiences.
Tuesday, September 2, 2009
My hands are on a lot of things in this chair.
Monday, June 9, 2008
Matt will either get more listeners or get laid.
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Graveyard shift DJ's needed bathroom records.
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Matt will be regular with his "broadcast bowel movements."
Widen parameters... check. Increase listeners... check. Dance in your panties... double-check.
Thursday, 9 March 2000
29 November 1999
Matt predicts that the next 20 years will be more about current technology saturating the
general public than about new technology.
Wed, 30 September 1998
Our final days at WKGF-AM may be upon us.
I predict that within a decade, there will be satellite radio in our cars.
Matt can't let a homely girl stand in the way of his Homecoming King title.
Rock hard Big Macs. (You heard me.)
Young listeners JJ and Ray in Arcadia find out there's no more Friday night football coverage.
Plan your bowel movements in Japan online! It's the Tokyo toilet map.
Much love to our supporters. And as for the rest of you...
Be nice to your waiter or waitress.
Some of the fancy bottled waters are really just tap water.
Warning: this is true of cell phones, as well.
Monday, 8 December 1997
Why it pays to call into my show instead of Larry King's or Rush Limbaugh's.
Matt delivers a cool British export.
The school superintendent is authorizing WHAT?!
You ain't never gonna keep Genie down.
Joe has a real hard time believing Matt could be wrong.
1 December 1997
Don't operate heavy machinery.
"I'm somewhere between Howard Stern and Rush Limbaugh."
early December 1997
If you're gonna sue me for slander, wait till it's for trash-talking
somebody I really hate.
Mon, 22 September 1997 You're off, I'm on. You're up, I'm down. Everybody gets it. Who invited LL Cool J to this party? You think OUR show is filthy? Have you heard Dr. Laura lately? "I have powers beyond mortal Matts." "I bet you think this song is about you." Well... er... We'll make a publicity appearance at an area restaurant tonight. late August 1997 Of all the shows you could listen to while driving home...
Tues, 12 August 1997 Push your vehicle into the median after you Crash Into Me.
August 1997 Sherry the receptionist wants her dozen roses. Mon, 7 September 1987 Matt SAYS he ain't much on Casanova... Nothing's gonna stop Matt from introducing
the #1 hit of 1987 so far.
Fri, 5 June 1987
Setting up "the most intricate remix I've ever done." Introductory ramblings with Waco, taking us from Whitney
to Chicago in the countdown.
My massive cola intake ought to really help my sore throat, huh?
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