MATT RADIO PODCASTS :
2008

Recent chunks of the MATT RADIO show for you to drop on your I-Pod!
Monday, June 9, 2008
Matt will either get more listeners or get laid.
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Graveyard shift DJ's needed bathroom records.
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Matt will be regular with his "broadcast bowel movements."
Widen parameters... check. Increase listeners... check. Dance in your panties... double-check.The MATT RADIO wine tasting...
You should back up your data once a week.
Robert doesn't get ready in the morning... he IS ready!
Come find your name on our wall of golden Admirals.
Is Matt making his "O" face right now?
We laugh at emoticons making "O" faces.
When Rob's chin is on your head, you know his lovin' is about to commence.
Rob is open-minded about the gender of Beth's longtime love object.
You won't hear Robert talking in his sleep.
Dana loves bacon. And loves stealing it.
January
11, 2008
Diva Blues: Paris' best-kept
secret (part one)
Diva Blues- part two: or, How the language barrier didn't stop us from getting
happily blitzed.
Diva Blues, part three: our private party with Brian and longtime MATT RADIO
online friend Claudia
Meeting Lauren and Alexandra, MATT RADIO's first friends in France!
Dana's definition of "meh," plus her opinions on British bacon.
As Matt and Dana's tastebuds discovered firsthand, traditional cuisines are found
in non-traditional places all over Europe.
Speaking and learning French: Comment facile l'est?
Dana's growling stomach takes issue with Matt's desire to scour
Prague's nooks and crannies for the perfect restaurant.
What's the yummiest thing Matt got his mouth on in Paris?
Dana's disappointed to learn that "high tea" is not as common in London
as she'd believed.
You want to get in with the Spas family? You're gonna need
someone to vouch for you.
I'm not a fan of text messaging, but if I were...
In Prague, when Dana wanted food, she wanted food NOW!
In Paris, if we violated the owner of Diva Blues in any way,
she was duly compensated.
Church names in Prague. How do we find humour in this?
Meh... bitches.
Yes, Dear, as a matter of fact, we did have sex.
London travel tips.
Hitting levels to satisfy even Cathy.
Make your European trip better by making your luggage lighter.
Matt & Dana manage to get inside the Tyn Church, Matt's favorite building
in Prague. What magical mystery is contained therein?
Dana's shoes get ruined by the London rain.
Girls kissing girls... Paris has that effect on people.
Want to know a hotel in London NOT to stay at? Let us tell you some stories about
the Alexander Hotel.
A different version of Dana's "lost hat in Paris" story.
from the 29 January episodes
Matt dictates (dick-tates?) his memoirs with his erect penis.
If ghosts want Jeff and Matt out of a house, they don't
have to ask twice.
We'll keep making these damn sequels till she finally wins the Oscar!
from the 30 January episodes
Shout-outs to the Prince of Wales Pub: Cristina the bartender and cool cats Michael and Dave.
Some countries have no unsolved crimes. The cops will pin it on somebody, evidence be damned.
Jason wants a vasectomy. "No needles, no scalpels, no Zippo lighters."
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