MATT RADIO PODCASTS: 1 9 9 7

Fill your I-Pod with these classic clips from live MATT RADIO episodes of 1997
 

                                                                     from an early DECEMBER episode

Sheerynne's gonna wash her dog with oatmeal and aloe, but Christie Brinkley's got her beat: she washes her face with kitty litter!

Celebrity adoption: should the rich and famous be able to acquire children so much more easily than the rest of us?

We like Ellen Degeneres, but... she promised that her sitcom would not become "the gay show," and it did.

One of my favorite song transitions ever, with Sheerynne confused by my joke about how lesbians would not be walking around in women's underwear.

Kathie Lee Gifford forces underprivileged children to work arduous hours in her back-alley sweatshops and beats them with sticks while they do it. Oh, and Matt's wearing a bra right now.

If he cheated once, he'll cheat again. Trust.

If you're gonna sue me for slander, wait till it's for trash-talking somebody I really hate.

Janet Jackson pays a personal assistant $100,000 per year to do this one thing...

 

                                                                                1 December 1997

 Don't operate heavy machinery.

 "I'm somewhere between Howard Stern and Rush Limbaugh."

 Robert describes Matt's look for today: classic and suave.

Have her MATT RADIO appearances helped Genie move properties? 

 Genie has Matt's former residence for sale.

 

                                                                      more from early DECEMBER

Robert wants to give you something. And it doesn't involve touching like the last time.

Robert operates best where the laws are less stringent.

Robert spends lots of time with people he doesn't know very well.

There are girls you "date" and girls you bring home to Mom.

Don't take a taxi in Colombia.

Cops don't mess with Volvos. Neither do single girls.

There should be a day named for Matt in Arcadia.

Robert's tourism ad for Delray Beach, Florida.

 

                                                                                Mon, 8 December 1997

Why it pays to call into my show instead of Larry King's or Rush Limbaugh's.

Matt delivers a cool British export.

Managing Editor Joe Delgado of the DeSoto Sun-Herald makes his in-studio MATT RADIO debut.

The school superintendent is authorizing WHAT?!

Is the town ready for Genie to rap at the Presbyterian Church's Christmas music program?

Genie dislikes the struggle to write rap lyrics. Genie likes Matt's shirt.

Gayle's house has sold, but detective Genie will track her down.

Genie's selling a serial killer's dream property.

You ain't never gonna keep Genie down.

Copy Desk Chief Anjanette joins Managing Editor Joe Delgado in explaining how they put together the DeSoto Sun every day.

Matt gets an update from Marcea in Colorado as to the "gallons of blood" flowing in her "death store."

Joe has a real hard time believing Matt could be wrong.

Please see breasts.

 

                                                                                Mon, 22 September 1997

Creamy or chunk-style.

You're off, I'm on.  You're up, I'm down.  Everybody gets it.

For Rob Rutter, growing up was all a blur.

Who invited LL Cool J to this party?

You think OUR show is filthy?  Have you heard Dr. Laura lately?

"I have powers beyond mortal Matts."

Fake pics of Princess Diana's car crash: has the internet gone too far?

Should a celebrity complain about being approached for photos on the street?

"I bet you think this song is about you."  Well... er...

"You put up, we put out."

We'll make a publicity appearance at an area restaurant tonight.

 

                                                                                 Tuesday, 12 August 1997

dressing up as Elvis

Who needs to be on tv? I love radio.

Can you believe we're actually spinning Elvis?

Push your vehicle into the median after you Crash Into Me.

 

                                                                                        August 1997

Brett Butler drags Oprah into her sex trauma drama.

Sherry the receptionist wants her dozen roses.

Jenn's not good at faking it.

 

from a late AUGUST episode

A surprisingly clear connection with Valleri in Arcadia.

Of all the shows you could listen to while driving home...


       from an APRIL episode

No diggity! None! "Diggity is bringing this nation to its knees."

I can't air profanity on WKGF, so we'll have to sing our own radio edit of "No Diggity."

Matt's "patented censoring device" smells like garlic.

Dana the technician: a master engineer and champion belcher!

Jerry Falwell calls Ellen "Degenerate." Is that the Christian way, preacher man?

The Celine Dion Car Alarm, now being test-marketed in Des Moines, Iowa.

 

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