December 2, 2007

The Louvre

Matt & Dana work their way through Planet Earth's preeminent museum.

Dana with “The Wedding Feast at Cana,” her favorite painting in the Louvre.

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Claudia takes a shot
of liquid sunshine.

And then it hits her.

Dana & Claudia

Sexodrome. Two men enter,
one man leaves. With herpes.”

This strand of naughty shops extends down the street...

...to the right of the Moulin Rouge.

The base of the Louvre's pyramid structure descends almost to the floor of an interior building.

as we wait in line for
admission to the Louvre




Matt, Claudia


Dana, Claudia

a mannequin in the mall
adjoining the Louvre



a view of the courtyard
from a window in the museum

Dana


info on that painting to the left

A crowd perpetually surrounds the Mona Lisa.

Les Noces de Cana” is on the wall opposite the Mona Lisa.

It depicts Jesus at the wedding at Cana, where He turned water to wine.

Dana was moved to tears
while she gazed at it.

This is about as close
as I could get...

...to the most famous painting
in human history.

The Louvre is divided into
three gigantic wings:

Richelieu, Sully, and Denon.



Jason begs Shannon for
a sip of his Maker's Mark...

...and then fights with Matt over which Fleetwood Mac song to play next.


Here's the sculpture
of Aphrodite...

...better known as the Venus de Milo.



Nice gal, but she's the reason
we lost at doubles racquetball.

Not to point fingers, but...
oh, wait. Uh... yeah. Sorry.


the Sphinx in the Egyptian antiquities department

Trying to see the Louvre with a hangover really Sphinx!



Walk like an Egyptian.






In addition to honey, the Egyptians
also invented the Macarena.









The eyes have it.

Those Egyptians weren't fans
of Lindsey Lohan's last
terrible movie.




Dana crosses her heart.


This mummy may be the world's oldest human remains. Apart from Zsa Zsa Gabor, of course.




outside, next to the pyramid

Brian & Claudia





Dig this fountain.

the Arc de Triomphe du Carrousel



Brian, Claudia, Dana


You can see the Eiffel Tower behind Dana and the Arc behind Claudia.



This arch was built between
1806 and 1808.







Dig that fountain.

Dana with the “Gone with the Wind” poster at a restaurant
on Rue Blanche.

Brian & Claudia at dinner


Dessert!

The chalkboard menu outside the restaurant. Never choose a place with a menu posted in English!




Take a virtual tour of the Louvre!

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the Louvre, the metro, the tranny!

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