Architects of Destruction:
Jason, Shannon, and Robert at the Celtic Ray, planning the next evening's burn session.

Shannon can beat the
flames into submission.

And by “beat into submission,”
we mean “pretty much let 'em
take over the entire yard.”

That's right, Robert.
Just walk away.

He's got the “burn, baby, burn” covered. Robert's just waiting for the Disco Inferno part..

If Shannon catches his arm on fire, will that be close enough?

“Controlled burn,” our asses!

This seems wrong somehow.

Some of the extras on the set of our remake of “Quest For Fire” were lazier than others.

Jason watches it all go up.

The Right Hand Man looks puzzled. That can't be good.

“Aw, Matt's got the fire chief on speed dial, no worries.”

“We can laugh because this isn't OUR property.”

The fire's dying down! Quick! Toss some of the studio furniture into it!

Richard would've taken the table onto “Antiques Roadshow,” but this seemed like a lot less hassle.