So you come home from work and find THIS in your driveway.

Along with this big stack of, er, whatever these are.

Here's a side view of the exterior of MATT RADIO headquarters.

The original drain field and septic tank were installed when the house was first built, in 1972.

And they're right here, under this spot. In dire need of replacement.

view from the backyard

Don't leave this thing parked in my driveway if you don't want me
to climb on it.

You'd have this look on YOUR face, too, if you hadn't been able to use your bathroom for two weeks.

The Right Hand Man will show us how this bad boy works.

Who's that inside the shovel?

Why, it's 2-XL!
The beloved talking robot
from Matt's warped childhood!

2-XL taught Matt his inflated vocabulary, his pretentious syntax, and his love for
pointless trivia. Now he'll teach Shannon to drive stick.

Unable to live off his piddly retirement pension from the Florida education system, 2-XL is forced into blue collar work just to make his
electronic ends meet.

It's hard out here for a droid.

Alex arrives to put a stop to Matt's shameless posing.

Between the kid and the robot, maybe we can finally get some friggin' work done around here.

Cathy, Alex

Cathy hits the brakes a little hard.

“Now that's what I call input!”

So that's what a freshly laid
drain field looks like.

Matt wouldn't know entertaining radio from a hole in the ground.

Hell, it's great just to be freshly laid, y'know what I'm sayin'?

No, the five of you won't be able to lift Rosie O'Donnell on your own. You're gonna need this.

All the extra Darth Vader helmets are kept in dirt storage between terrible “Star Wars” prequels.

“You put your weed in there!”

“Woo hoo! Finally I can
flush the toilets!”

Simon Silversmith discovers
one hell of a litter box.

Olivia Spencer would rather try to figure out how to crank
this here lawnmower.

All done. And smoothed over.

No, we didn't have anything done to the FRONT yard, but here's a picture of the front of the
MATT RADIO house, anyway.